you fucking salmon
I'm half-French, I live in England, and I'm in Cardiff this year studying Modern Languages. High-five? No? Ok...
I love, love, love, Merlin, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Starkid, Castle, Chuck, Horrible Histories, Doctor Who, Scrubs, all music, and a whole load of other awesome stuff. It's very nice to meet you, will you stick around?
THOSE LONG VOGON FLIGHTS
did he fucking decapitate someone?
he hit a woman who had a sling on her arm
i’ve been laughing at Hugh Jackman’s face for five fucking minutes
And Michael does a Magneto hand
Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…
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E3 2014 - The Legend of Zelda (Wii U)
Just in case you missed this on twitter yesterday. Marvel and Star Wars are at it!
yes please I’d like them all thank you
Ah yes, filthy, rude, a complete scoundrel. Nothing to like there at all.Rick O’Connell & Evelyn Carnahan - The Mummy (1999)
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together
since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk
so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol
while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’
‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’
‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’
‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’
‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’